Dear kuti pies,

I'm here to break the silence.
I love Coach, she very young.
I love Misswong, she very sexy.
I love Angela, she very noisy.
I love Zelia, she very fat.
I love Gladys, she very aunty.
I love Fary, she very short.
I love Wan, she very violent.
I love my team, I hope they love me too.

Love, June.